Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Stewart and Peni

Isn't peni the plural of penis?

So, I've been sick. I got my annual chest cold. It was a doosey. Luckily, they sell cough syrup with codeine over the counter here. I feel much better now. But it was cold and nasty all week, so I didn't miss much. Saturday, I went to a play. Yes, I was still sick, but I was getting cabin fever and had already bought the tickets, so I went. And it was cold enough that I wore Stewart. (It was cold enough to wear him Sunday too, but I didn't.)

So, back to the play. It was called "Puppetry of the Penis" and it consisted of two naked men twisting and contorting themselves into various shapes. It was hysterical. They created such shapes as a turtle, Eiffel Tower, hot dog, hamburger, boomerang, windsurfer, swollen thumb, and I can't remember the rest. It was quite an experience.

That should be the last time I bring Stewart out. I'm going to wait another week or two, and then bring him in to cold storage. It was in the 50's today. Felt like a nice fall day. Not spring, but the snow berms are gone and it's been sunny.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think the proper spelling would be "penii", but your guess is as good as mine.

EE